Confessions On Hygiene

I have a confession. This is where I assume that what is said here stays here and no judgement. Ok? I am not the cleanliest (most clean?) girl. I shower probably twice a week. I have mastered the art of letting a good hair flat ironing lasting me 3-4 days. I own a shower cap for just those days when I have straightened but don’t want to repeat that 2 hour process that is straightening my hair. When the hair is done I can jump from bed throw clothes on and look presentable on days 2 and 3.
The other day my mom came over and proceeded to clean most off my entire house. She is amazing like that. No, you can’t have her. She’s all mine. However, she asked to take a quick shower before we ran to a dinner event that evening. She got in my shower and asked where the body wash was. I pointed her to my husbands manly wash and the look she gave me expressed how much she wasn’t digging it. I then told her I don’t really use body wash.
Why? I don’t know why, it just feels like its one more step in the daily routine that isn’t necessary. I bathe in soapy bubbly water. I shampoo and it all washes down. It takes to much time I would rather spend reading or watching tv.
My mom then scolded me in a tone I would only take from my mom, That is Not Good Enough. Now, my mom can be quite bossy sometimes. I like bossy people apparently, because one of my Best friends always claims she is bossy. The bossiness that I get used to becomes apparent in our house with the phrase “Debbie says.”
Why do you clean with such weird products? Debbie says. Why do you do laundry that way? Debbie says. Good or bad, the list has added up over the years. Why do you need to go out and discover the best body wash the world has to offer? Debbie says.
So the morning after the body wash incident, I got a package. This particular package I had forgotten entirely about. 9 bottles of soft scrub, one in each scent, at my door step. I laughed at the irony in the timing. I took a picture and said. I needed body wash and The universe delivered.
We both tried it out. It smells great, and cleans great. Hey I might even remember to use it, if your lucky. Its even good enough for my mom, and thats saying something.
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martina j says
I would love to try the sheabutter
Carrie Butler says
I would like to try the coconut scented shea butter!
angela m says
I would love to try the strawberry scrub body wash
thanks for the giveaway
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Ivy Ho says
I’d like to try Coconut Body Scrub. That’s an interesting addition to their bodywash line.
Brooke says
It’s yummy. It makes me want a smoothie!
melissa says
the vanilla or shea butter ones but really they all sound fantastic!!!
Jennifer L. says
I’d love to try the Shea Butter.
Doris Calvert says
sounds great when does it start? Am I missing the entry form?
Brooke says
Nope! Just leave a comment! Your good.
Kyla @ Mommy's Weird says
From one dirty girl to another! Funny!
Brooke says
Thanks Kyla. Love your post too!
Dreena says
I’d love to try this one: Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus. It sounds so exotic.
Thanks!
Jonnie says
I would like to try the strawberry scrub
Doris Calvert says
I would love to try the coconut body scrub
Jen P says
i want to try vanilla! love smelling good enough to eat!
J says
Coconut Scrub exfoliant – sounds like an amazing scent!
Vesper says
I would like to try the shea butter
Viv Sluys says
I’d love to try the Juicy pomegranate and Mango one. I’m like you in the showering twice a week thing. I claim it is healthier for my hair!
carla says
the coconut scrub!! love love coconut 🙂
MrsBrits says
Ohhh I need to get my hands on the citrus splash and berry fusion one. I love the color too!
Anne Taylor says
The Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus sounds amazing!
thanks
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Debra Bradley says
The coconut scrub, please.
Angela Mitchell says
I’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange.
Sunshine G says
I’d like to try the honeysuckle.
Jeannie says
I would love to try the citrus splash berry fusion.
Lindsay Cyr says
I would love to try out the Coconut Body Scrub.
lisa bolduc says
i would like to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions one
Stephanie LaPlante says
Juicy pomegranate and Mango sounds lovely.
Judy Cowan says
Would love to try the heavenly vanilla
Kim says
I’d love to try to coconut, and dream about being away and showing without one of my littles’ joining me
Glogirl says
I’d like to try the coconut scrub!
lori butler says
I would like to try the pomegranate mango please 🙂
Andrea says
the strawberry 😀
Maegan Morin says
I would love to try Citrus Splash & Berry Fusion!
[email protected]'t Lick the Deck says
The coconut scrub is the closest thing I am going to get to a vacation!
mrdisco says
coconut scrub
Olivia L says
I want to try the shea butter heavenly vanilla body wash.
Elle says
Definitely the coconut first!
Erika E says
I’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange Peel.
Julie G. says
I’m interested in trying the Heavenly Vanilla.
stephanie says
Yum! Coconut Scrub please!
Suzie M says
I’d like to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango
Heidi C. says
Thank you for the great laugh! I am so intrigued by the Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus scent – I want to try it!
Jasen H says
The Coconut Scrub
Yan D says
strawberry scrub
Ira says
Coconut is my thing, so, Coconut Body Scrub!
stacey dempsey says
I would love to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions
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Brenda Penton says
I’d like to try the Coconut Scrub. I love the smell of coconut!
Kristi Renout says
I would like to try the pomegranate and mango!
Emma says
I’d like to try Sweet Honeysuckle & Orange Peel
Francine says
I would love to try the Heavenly Vanilla
Holly Messana says
I’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange.
@privyseel says
Raring to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange scent!
Tooth Fairy says
I would really wish to try the sweet fresh smell of Honeysuckle and Orange Peel, that scent appeals to me!
Debbie Johnson says
I want to win and I am bossy…
elaine b says
i would like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle & Orange Peel
Mary I says
I would love to try the Ultra Rich Shea Butter Creme
Huguette says
I’d love to try the coconut.
eleanor says
I’d like to try the Coconut Scrub and Heavenly Vanilla
Teresa M. says
I would love to try the Juicy Pomegranate and Mango Infusions.
ANN*H says
I would like to try the coconut
Jennifer says
I would like to try the Heavenly Vanilla
maria says
I would love to try the coconut body butter scrub.
MissT says
I’d like to try Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus
Carrie Butler says
I want to try the pomegranite mango too!
Brenda Witherspoon-Bedard says
the coconut scrub
Cheryl Grandy says
I think the Juicy Pomegranate and Mango scent would smell delicious!
Florence Cochrane says
I love to try the Juicy Pomegrante & Mango Infusions
sarah stickney says
coconut scrub
@lizzysdarcy says
Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus
Marla says
Definitely the coconut body scrub… I wonder if it smells like cocoa butter. Lol
Victoria Ess says
I’d like to try the coconut body scrub!
Beth Gallinger says
I’d like to try the Coconut Scrub.
Carrie Butler says
I want to try the pomegranite mango!
sarah perry says
I would love to try the juicy pomegranate and mango infusions 🙂
jen s. says
i’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange Peel body wash
Pamalot says
I would like to try the pomegranate with mango.
Jo-Anne B. says
I really want to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions body wash.
Shari G says
Body Butter Strawberry Scrub
Angie says
I would most like to try the juicy Pomegranate and Mango Infusions
Amanda Pisko says
I love anything tropical and pomegranate
Karla Sceviour says
I would love to try the strawberry scrub ..sounds yummy!!
ksceviour at hotmail dot com
Ms. M says
I would love to try the citrus splash and berry fusion one!
stephanie says
pomegranate! yum
Suzinzski says
Would love this scent –> Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus
blessedta says
Heavenly Vanilla
Tricia Cooper says
Shea Butter for me!
Andrew P says
coconut scrub
mongupp says
POMegranate and mango