Confessions On Hygiene
I have a confession. This is where I assume that what is said here stays here and no judgement. Ok? I am not the cleanliest (most clean?) girl. I shower probably twice a week. I have mastered the art of letting a good hair flat ironing lasting me 3-4 days. I own a shower cap for just those days when I have straightened but don’t want to repeat that 2 hour process that is straightening my hair. When the hair is done I can jump from bed throw clothes on and look presentable on days 2 and 3.
The other day my mom came over and proceeded to clean most off my entire house. She is amazing like that. No, you can’t have her. She’s all mine. However, she asked to take a quick shower before we ran to a dinner event that evening. She got in my shower and asked where the body wash was. I pointed her to my husbands manly wash and the look she gave me expressed how much she wasn’t digging it. I then told her I don’t really use body wash.
Why? I don’t know why, it just feels like its one more step in the daily routine that isn’t necessary. I bathe in soapy bubbly water. I shampoo and it all washes down. It takes to much time I would rather spend reading or watching tv.
My mom then scolded me in a tone I would only take from my mom, That is Not Good Enough. Now, my mom can be quite bossy sometimes. I like bossy people apparently, because one of my Best friends always claims she is bossy. The bossiness that I get used to becomes apparent in our house with the phrase “Debbie says.”
Why do you clean with such weird products? Debbie says. Why do you do laundry that way? Debbie says. Good or bad, the list has added up over the years. Why do you need to go out and discover the best body wash the world has to offer? Debbie says.
So the morning after the body wash incident, I got a package. This particular package I had forgotten entirely about. 9 bottles of soft scrub, one in each scent, at my door step. I laughed at the irony in the timing. I took a picture and said. I needed body wash and The universe delivered.
We both tried it out. It smells great, and cleans great. Hey I might even remember to use it, if your lucky. Its even good enough for my mom, and thats saying something.
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martina j says
April 3, 2013 at 7:28 amI would love to try the sheabutter
Carrie Butler says
April 3, 2013 at 8:00 amI would like to try the coconut scented shea butter!
angela m says
April 3, 2013 at 8:06 amI would love to try the strawberry scrub body wash
thanks for the giveaway
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Ivy Ho says
April 3, 2013 at 8:19 amI’d like to try Coconut Body Scrub. That’s an interesting addition to their bodywash line.
Brooke says
April 3, 2013 at 9:10 amIt’s yummy. It makes me want a smoothie!
melissa says
April 3, 2013 at 8:25 amthe vanilla or shea butter ones but really they all sound fantastic!!!
Jennifer L. says
April 3, 2013 at 8:47 amI’d love to try the Shea Butter.
Doris Calvert says
April 3, 2013 at 8:58 amsounds great when does it start? Am I missing the entry form?
Brooke says
April 3, 2013 at 9:10 amNope! Just leave a comment! Your good.
Kyla @ Mommy's Weird says
April 3, 2013 at 8:59 amFrom one dirty girl to another! Funny!
Brooke says
April 3, 2013 at 9:11 amThanks Kyla. Love your post too!
Dreena says
April 3, 2013 at 9:24 amI’d love to try this one: Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus. It sounds so exotic.
Thanks!
Jonnie says
April 3, 2013 at 9:26 amI would like to try the strawberry scrub
Doris Calvert says
April 3, 2013 at 9:33 amI would love to try the coconut body scrub
Jen P says
April 3, 2013 at 9:37 ami want to try vanilla! love smelling good enough to eat!
J says
April 3, 2013 at 9:40 amCoconut Scrub exfoliant – sounds like an amazing scent!
Vesper says
April 3, 2013 at 9:52 amI would like to try the shea butter
Viv Sluys says
April 3, 2013 at 9:55 amI’d love to try the Juicy pomegranate and Mango one. I’m like you in the showering twice a week thing. I claim it is healthier for my hair!
carla says
April 3, 2013 at 9:58 amthe coconut scrub!! love love coconut 🙂
MrsBrits says
April 3, 2013 at 10:01 amOhhh I need to get my hands on the citrus splash and berry fusion one. I love the color too!
Anne Taylor says
April 3, 2013 at 10:14 amThe Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus sounds amazing!
thanks
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Debra Bradley says
April 3, 2013 at 10:14 amThe coconut scrub, please.
Angela Mitchell says
April 3, 2013 at 10:48 amI’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange.
Sunshine G says
April 3, 2013 at 10:48 amI’d like to try the honeysuckle.
Jeannie says
April 3, 2013 at 11:53 amI would love to try the citrus splash berry fusion.
Lindsay Cyr says
April 3, 2013 at 11:57 amI would love to try out the Coconut Body Scrub.
lisa bolduc says
April 3, 2013 at 12:42 pmi would like to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions one
Stephanie LaPlante says
April 3, 2013 at 12:49 pmJuicy pomegranate and Mango sounds lovely.
Judy Cowan says
April 3, 2013 at 12:50 pmWould love to try the heavenly vanilla
Kim says
April 3, 2013 at 1:26 pmI’d love to try to coconut, and dream about being away and showing without one of my littles’ joining me
Glogirl says
April 3, 2013 at 1:56 pmI’d like to try the coconut scrub!
lori butler says
April 3, 2013 at 2:20 pmI would like to try the pomegranate mango please 🙂
Andrea says
April 3, 2013 at 2:38 pmthe strawberry 😀
Maegan Morin says
April 3, 2013 at 2:45 pmI would love to try Citrus Splash & Berry Fusion!
[email protected]'t Lick the Deck says
April 3, 2013 at 3:40 pmThe coconut scrub is the closest thing I am going to get to a vacation!
mrdisco says
April 3, 2013 at 4:29 pmcoconut scrub
Olivia L says
April 3, 2013 at 5:03 pmI want to try the shea butter heavenly vanilla body wash.
Elle says
April 3, 2013 at 5:28 pmDefinitely the coconut first!
Erika E says
April 3, 2013 at 6:15 pmI’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange Peel.
Julie G. says
April 3, 2013 at 6:50 pmI’m interested in trying the Heavenly Vanilla.
stephanie says
April 3, 2013 at 7:19 pmYum! Coconut Scrub please!
Suzie M says
April 3, 2013 at 7:21 pmI’d like to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango
Heidi C. says
April 3, 2013 at 7:40 pmThank you for the great laugh! I am so intrigued by the Black Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus scent – I want to try it!
Jasen H says
April 3, 2013 at 8:06 pmThe Coconut Scrub
Yan D says
April 3, 2013 at 8:41 pmstrawberry scrub
Ira says
April 3, 2013 at 11:00 pmCoconut is my thing, so, Coconut Body Scrub!
stacey dempsey says
April 4, 2013 at 2:23 amI would love to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions
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Brenda Penton says
April 4, 2013 at 4:43 amI’d like to try the Coconut Scrub. I love the smell of coconut!
Kristi Renout says
April 4, 2013 at 5:52 amI would like to try the pomegranate and mango!
Emma says
April 4, 2013 at 7:25 amI’d like to try Sweet Honeysuckle & Orange Peel
Francine says
April 4, 2013 at 7:33 amI would love to try the Heavenly Vanilla
Holly Messana says
April 4, 2013 at 9:41 amI’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange.
@privyseel says
April 4, 2013 at 10:38 amRaring to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange scent!
Tooth Fairy says
April 4, 2013 at 12:23 pmI would really wish to try the sweet fresh smell of Honeysuckle and Orange Peel, that scent appeals to me!
Debbie Johnson says
April 4, 2013 at 2:47 pmI want to win and I am bossy…
elaine b says
April 4, 2013 at 3:06 pmi would like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle & Orange Peel
Mary I says
April 4, 2013 at 3:28 pmI would love to try the Ultra Rich Shea Butter Creme
Huguette says
April 4, 2013 at 6:10 pmI’d love to try the coconut.
eleanor says
April 4, 2013 at 7:35 pmI’d like to try the Coconut Scrub and Heavenly Vanilla
Teresa M. says
April 4, 2013 at 8:49 pmI would love to try the Juicy Pomegranate and Mango Infusions.
ANN*H says
April 4, 2013 at 8:50 pmI would like to try the coconut
Jennifer says
April 4, 2013 at 8:59 pmI would like to try the Heavenly Vanilla
maria says
April 4, 2013 at 10:28 pmI would love to try the coconut body butter scrub.
MissT says
April 5, 2013 at 4:19 amI’d like to try Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus
Carrie Butler says
April 5, 2013 at 7:17 amI want to try the pomegranite mango too!
Brenda Witherspoon-Bedard says
April 5, 2013 at 7:49 amthe coconut scrub
Cheryl Grandy says
April 5, 2013 at 2:00 pmI think the Juicy Pomegranate and Mango scent would smell delicious!
Florence Cochrane says
April 5, 2013 at 6:28 pmI love to try the Juicy Pomegrante & Mango Infusions
sarah stickney says
April 5, 2013 at 7:44 pmcoconut scrub
@lizzysdarcy says
April 5, 2013 at 8:28 pmBlack Orchid and Velvet Hibiscus
Marla says
April 5, 2013 at 9:04 pmDefinitely the coconut body scrub… I wonder if it smells like cocoa butter. Lol
Victoria Ess says
April 6, 2013 at 7:12 amI’d like to try the coconut body scrub!
Beth Gallinger says
April 6, 2013 at 3:36 pmI’d like to try the Coconut Scrub.
Carrie Butler says
April 6, 2013 at 5:58 pmI want to try the pomegranite mango!
sarah perry says
April 6, 2013 at 7:04 pmI would love to try the juicy pomegranate and mango infusions 🙂
jen s. says
April 6, 2013 at 9:44 pmi’d like to try the Sweet Honeysuckle and Orange Peel body wash
Pamalot says
April 7, 2013 at 5:58 amI would like to try the pomegranate with mango.
Jo-Anne B. says
April 7, 2013 at 8:29 amI really want to try the Juicy Pomegranate & Mango Infusions body wash.
Shari G says
April 7, 2013 at 1:46 pmBody Butter Strawberry Scrub
Angie says
April 7, 2013 at 2:26 pmI would most like to try the juicy Pomegranate and Mango Infusions
Amanda Pisko says
April 7, 2013 at 5:58 pmI love anything tropical and pomegranate
Karla Sceviour says
April 7, 2013 at 8:02 pmI would love to try the strawberry scrub ..sounds yummy!!
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Ms. M says
April 7, 2013 at 11:40 pmI would love to try the citrus splash and berry fusion one!
stephanie says
April 8, 2013 at 1:48 pmpomegranate! yum
Suzinzski says
April 8, 2013 at 6:50 pmWould love this scent –> Black Orchid & Velvet Hibiscus
blessedta says
April 9, 2013 at 10:47 amHeavenly Vanilla
Tricia Cooper says
April 9, 2013 at 8:51 pmShea Butter for me!
Andrew P says
April 10, 2013 at 12:26 amcoconut scrub
mongupp says
April 10, 2013 at 7:10 pmPOMegranate and mango